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OK. Here's the thing. My real name is Cornholio and I am from Nickaragua. I am a fortune teller and I put my shirt over the top of my head and speak in a Nickaraguian accent. I can tell anyone their fortune or future or even both (the deluxe package) for $1,000,000 or less! The fortune is $999,998.99, the future is $999,999.98, both plus shipping and handling through my huge and mechanical brain. The deluxe package is only $1,000,000 and it is really cheap! Other fortune tellers like me cost only $19.99 but they are a lot better than me! One time, I told this really good looking girl that she wasn't going to get married, then she told me that she already was! See? I told you I was right. ;-( Oops, wrong smiley face. (stupid mac) ;-) (there we go)
