About:
I like stuff but not a lot of it.
Tagline:
Getting old and fat. I'm still in for a Tea Party but I'm just another talking head.
Bragging Rights:
I wake up every day, isn't that enough? I took a hockey stick to the face once. Taped the flesh back together and kept playing. I win fantasy football championships. Oh, I have a daughter so that means I've had sex at least once. :)