A multifunctional cell phone carrying apparatus consisting of a carrying bag externally covered by a furry coating with baubles optionally sewn thereto which said carrying bag is characterized by the presence of a cell phone carrying pouch anteriorly positioned therein with reference to a card carrying pouch and which bag has affixed to the topside thereof, respectively a neckloop, two belt loops and a handbag loop affixed to which is a handbag clip.